Microwave Dependency

Last week our built-in microwave oven broke. Since we live in an apartment community for retired seniors, most repairs are the duty of the maintenance department. Within a few hours our maintenance man, whose name is Radar, (no pun intended) showed up and examined the appliance. “Yep,” he said, “This oven is broke. I’ll put in an order, but it will take three weeks to get another one.”

“You’ve got to be kidding,” I thought to myself. “How can we survive?” My thoughts raced as I imagined an average day in our kitchen. My husband uses the microwave to make instant oatmeal for breakfast. Our granddaughter loves microwavable macaroni and cheese when she visits us for lunch. Every afternoon I heat a cup of water for tea. And how will we prepare the standard bag of popcorn in the evening while we watch a movie? At this point in my life I honestly don’t know how to make popcorn any other way.

The microwave dilemma influences the choices I make at the grocery store. Today as I pushed my cart through the frozen food aisle, I noticed Healthy Choice frozen meals were a BOGO. I paused for a minute, then realized I wouldn’t be able to cook them.  I could store the meals in the freezer but it’s already full of frozen vegetables, which by the way, I usually cook in the microwave. I sighed and proceeded to the checkout thinking, “With this wave of modern convenience I have been greatly inconvenienced!”

Who is responsible for my dependency? None other than self-taught engineer, Percy Spencer. As an employee of Raytheon Laboratories during World War II, Spencer noticed a candy bar had melted in his pocket while working with a live radar set emitting microwave signals. He accidentally discovered the radar’s compact cavity magnetron tube generated heat.

Spencer experimented with heating foods by directing the magnetron tube toward popcorn and eggs. That must have been messy until he created a metal box to contain the magnetron tube. Once the box was created, a rough model of the first microwave oven was patented by Spencer in 1945. Surprisingly, Mr. Spencer only received a $2.00 bonus for his invention, and never collected any royalties.

The early appliances were huge, practically the size of a refrigerator, and expensive—costing $5,000 each, so initially microwaves were used only by industrial kitchens. In 1967 a residential countertop model was manufactured by the Amana Corporation and sold for under $500. During the 1970’s cheaper parts and advancements brought prices down. Today microwave ovens are considered a standard built-in feature in most American kitchens and have transformed modern cooking. 

Our microwave was brand new when we moved into our apartment in 2021. Wouldn’t you think it would last longer than three years? An old saying rings true, “they just don’t make things like they used to.”

As far as my microwave dependency I guess we’ll have “cold turkey” for dinner tonight.

Are You a Target for Advertising?

Now that the Christmas season is here, retailers are busier than ever trying to convince people to purchase their merchandise. I love to shop, but I need to remind myself that what looks good in an ad doesn’t always turn out to be the best purchase. In the past, I’ve bought clothes that looked good on a model, but didn’t complement my short frame. I’ve also had my hair cut like “that girl in the magazine,” only to be let down when I tried to style my hair at home. But one ad I can always depend upon is the Publix grocery flyer.

Publix follows all the seasons and holidays with their menu suggestions. Many of these ads also feature BOGO items. How smart! For example, my featured image of pot roast and mashed potatoes includes an inset announcing that the items needed to create this scrumptious dish are also on sale.

Even though I’d been trying to lose weight for months, I took one look at the pot roast and thought, I want that. I began to search the web for pot roast recipes which included mushrooms. I did not come up empty.

Recipe in hand, I drove to my neighborhood Publix to buy the ingredients before the sale ended. Later, when I was putting everything in the fridge, I told my husband, “I’m making something special this Sunday, but you won’t believe the money I saved at Publix.”

After being forced to eat nothing but big salads because I was the one a diet, Herb looked up from his book, “Sounds good, does the word special mean high-calorie comfort food?”

“Always. I think calories are very comforting.”

At long last, Sunday morning arrived. I followed the recipe and mixed up the ingredients in the crock pot before church. Upon my arrival home, the aroma from the roast made my mouth water. Then I received a text from my son, “Sorry Mom, I’m not going to make it to lunch today. Something’s come up.”

Then a second text, this one from my daughter. “Dad and I are tied up at the car dealership. We’re going to be late for lunch.”

“Oh no. I hope the pot roast is as good as it smells, because we’re going to be eating it for the next week.” I continued preparing the sides while my brother set the table.

We took our seats and gave thanks. Our plates looked just like the image in the flyer. I took my first bite. “I’m forgetting about calories today. This is delicious.”

Later, the rest of my family trickled in for the leftovers. Everyone thought the meal was outstanding. For once, I did not feel let down by the power of advertising.

If you are looking for some real comfort food this December, you can find the recipe for Slow-Cooker Pot Roast at this link. If time is a concern, it can be prepared with the crock pot setting on high.

Bon Apetit! Let’s enjoy counting our blessings instead of calories this holiday season. Don’t worry, there will be plenty of dieting foods on sale in January.

See No Weevil

Do you like oatmeal? It’s a nutritious and low calorie food. Oatmeal is even more nutritious if you throw a few weevils into your bowl. What? Weevils?

One morning I decided to prepare some of the oatmeal that had been sitting in my pantry for months. I think I should also mention I wasn’t wearing my glasses at the time.

I scooped the oatmeal into a bowl, added the recommended amount of water, and slid the bowl into the microwave. When the cook time finished, I removed the bowl and carried it to the table. I mixed in a couple of spoonfuls of brown sugar, poured a little milk on top, and began to eat while I scanned emails on my phone.

Suddenly I took a closer look into my bowl. What are those funny black specks? Hey, wait a minute, those don’t look normal. 

I walked back in the kitchen and opened the oatmeal container. Brown things were crawling inside! I felt sick to my stomach. Could those things be weevils in the larvae stage? Oh no, I already ate two spoonfuls. Of course, whenever anyone needs medical information, who should you turn to, but Google. Of course, Google knows everything.

Weevils are small beetles that feed on grains. Their larvae is often found in packaged flour, cornmeal, cereals, and dog food. Weevils don’t break inside sealed packages, they are already inside as eggs. When the time is right they hatch.

I was greatly relieved that according to my internet source, weevils are not harmful to people or pets. Heating kills them, so that made me feel a little better. One site even shared that weevils could be considered a protein source . Actually, all of us have probably eaten a few weevils during our lifetime. Maybe we were  totally unaware of their presence.

Even though I felt a little better, that doesn’t mean I finished my oatmeal.  I poured it down the garbage disposal and got rid of the whole package of oats. I decided to eat a bagel with cream cheese instead. This was not a time to think about losing weight. 

The moral of the story: Take a close look (with your glasses on) inside any container of grains in order to be sure you “see no weevil.”

Readers, I hope this story has brightened your election week. Tomorrow many of us may be voting on  “the lesser of two weevils.”