Do you like oatmeal? It’s a nutritious and low calorie food. Oatmeal is even more nutritious if you throw a few weevils into your bowl. What? Weevils?
One morning I decided to prepare some of the oatmeal that had been sitting in my pantry for months. I think I should also mention I wasn’t wearing my glasses at the time.
I scooped the oatmeal into a bowl, added the recommended amount of water, and slid the bowl into the microwave. When the cook time finished, I removed the bowl and carried it to the table. I mixed in a couple of spoonfuls of brown sugar, poured a little milk on top, and began to eat while I scanned emails on my phone.
Suddenly I took a closer look into my bowl. What are those funny black specks? Hey, wait a minute, those don’t look normal.
I walked back in the kitchen and opened the oatmeal container. Brown things were crawling inside! I felt sick to my stomach. Could those things be weevils in the larvae stage? Oh no, I already ate two spoonfuls. Of course, whenever anyone needs medical information, who should you turn to, but Google. Of course, Google knows everything.
Weevils are small beetles that feed on grains. Their larvae is often found in packaged flour, cornmeal, cereals, and dog food. Weevils don’t break inside sealed packages, they are already inside as eggs. When the time is right they hatch.
I was greatly relieved that according to my internet source, weevils are not harmful to people or pets. Heating kills them, so that made me feel a little better. One site even shared that weevils could be considered a protein source . Actually, all of us have probably eaten a few weevils during our lifetime. Maybe we were totally unaware of their presence.
Even though I felt a little better, that doesn’t mean I finished my oatmeal. I poured it down the garbage disposal and got rid of the whole package of oats. I decided to eat a bagel with cream cheese instead. This was not a time to think about losing weight.
The moral of the story: Take a close look (with your glasses on) inside any container of grains in order to be sure you “see no weevil.”
Readers, I hope this story has brightened your election week. Tomorrow many of us may be voting on “the lesser of two weevils.”
3 thoughts on “See No Weevil”
Ha ha ha. I like your last line. Funny, punny.
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Weevils in your oatmeal….yikes! However the worst part of the story is the fact that I may have eaten them before they hatched….I will never look at my oatmeal in the same way!!
Loved your story….made me laugh out loud 😂!!!
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Oh my goodness! I’d have been grossed out for sure!!! Only you can turn that into a protein source!!!